Ding goes the. . . Toilet?

If you know me, you know I have a really immature sense of humor, and this always makes me laugh.

Yep, the toilet in our master bath dings when I sit on it. What's funny is that it doesn't always do it right when I sit down, sometimes it's a couple of seconds after I sit. And it doesn't ding for Jared either, only me. I think maybe it's the hook up to the wall? Maybe the toilet tilts slightly when I sit and it adjusts the metal part. Haha, I guess I sit on the toilet weird?

Ok, I think that's enough toilet talk for now. There are so many odd things about our master bathroom.